billiethepoet:

tami-taylors-hair:

lydiduh:

But why is Danny Elfman doing the music for 50 Shades of Grey?!

"He’s going to touch me… there!”

[Wacky haunted circus music surges in intensity]

What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s ball gags in the air! What’s this?! What’s this?! There’s butt plugs everywhere!

Now this is a movie I would see.



fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle)



funnyandhilarious:

David Bowie Is AwesomeFunny SMS »Funny Pics »

memeguy-com:

At  I fear I will look at life like this forever


khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects



memeguy-com:

So this is what Jesus would do


dorkly:

The Evolution of Batman Music

Take a journey through the musical history of the Dark Knight with the help of ThePianoGuys- using a piano, cellos, and some very special cars. The journey from the Adam West era of “na na na na na na na na BATMAN!” to the Danny Elfman score to the modern day Nolan films is pretty incredible.



dorkly:

irongut1:

original sketch by my mate Xavier that i requested, inked and colored by me ^^  Heh, my damn dragonite is always trying to fly around the damn house and doesn’t understand that since he evolved he is THREE TIMES WIDER!  Ughhh…  I’ll get the butter… again…

35 More Amazing Pieces of Pokemon Shaming Art
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thealaktarr:

Things that make Morrigan, Morrigan:

Morrigan is the only companion who instantly knows she is in the Fade, because the demon could not create a convincing representation of Flemeth. Morrigan says that Fade-Flemeth was showing her far too much attention, prodding her too much, almost like she cared about Morrigan. When Fade-Flemeth finally strikes Morrigan, she simply replies ‘that is far more like it’ indicating that the only attention she ever received from Flemeth was in the form of either mockery or abuse, and Morrigan reacts accordingly.

 (natasi)

(Source: vaultdweller)




collegehumor:

Eyes are the window to the soul. The terrifying soul.

Finish watching —> 8 Normal Activities Made Creepy With Eye Contact